THEY 'RE HERE! A river pyrate’s life for me; I had enough of the open sea. Now if perchance my shyppe should synke, Mine hedde may stay above the drynke! CHORUS: Yo ho, avast, and blow the man downe; I’m coming tomorrow to plunder your towne- Things are not going well for Count Otto. His fields have blight, his moat lacks a monster, and a dragon has eaten his priest. Nothing has been done to prepare for next week’s County Convention at his castle. What could be worse? Well, maybe Vikings. Or pirates. Does it ever get better than this? See the Dark Ages as they never were! Count Otto’s Dragon © 2009 by Don Bemis |
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